Alright, so you’re itchin’ to know, “what flavor is WWE Prime?” Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t just some plain ol’ water, that’s for sure. They call it “Meta Moon” flavor. Sounds fancy, huh? I ain’t never seen no moon, let alone tasted one, but this drink, it’s somethin’ else.
Now, from what I hear, this Prime drink is made by them fellers, Logan Paul and KSI. Big shots on the internet, they say. Wrestlers too, or somethin’ like that. Anyways, they teamed up with the WWE, you know, the wrestlin’ folks on TV, to make this special drink.

It’s all black and red, this bottle. Looks kinda mean, like it’s ready to rumble. And the taste? Well, it’s kinda hard to explain. It’s sweet, but not too sweet, you know? Got a bit of a tang to it. Fruity, maybe? I ain’t tasted nothin’ like it in all my born days, that’s for sure. Makes ya feel all buzzy and ready to go, like you could wrestle a bear or somethin’.
- It’s called Meta Moon flavor.
- The bottle is black and red, WWE colors they say.
- Made by Logan Paul and KSI, them internet fellers.
- They say it’s a sports drink, for folks who need energy.
They say only a few of these bottles were ever made, somethin’ like 20 of ‘em special figures or somethin’. Makes ya feel kinda lucky to have one, I reckon. Like findin’ a gold nugget in the henhouse. This one ain’t no regular drink, no sir. It’s supposed to give you a boost, like when you drink that there coffee in the mornin’ but stronger, way stronger. It’s for them young folks who are always runnin’ around, I guess. Or maybe for us old folks who need a little pep in our step.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these fancy drinks, but I can tell ya this: it tastes good and it makes ya feel good. And that’s all that matters, right? Don’t need no fancy words or nothin’. Just a good drink to quench your thirst and get ya goin’. This WWE Prime, it’s got that somethin’ special, that zip-a-dee-doo-dah, you know? It’s like a party in your mouth, a good ol’ fashioned hoedown, but with flavors instead of fiddles.
So, if you see one of them black and red bottles, grab it. Give it a try. You might just like it. And if you don’t, well, more for me, I say! I ain’t never been one to turn down a good drink, especially one that makes me feel like I can take on the world. Or at least, take on the weeds in my garden. This Meta Moon flavor, it’s a mystery, a riddle wrapped in a bottle, but a darn tasty one at that. Makes you wonder what them city folk are thinkin’ up next. Probably somethin’ even crazier, I betcha.
Remember, it’s called Meta Moon, it’s black and red, and it’s made by them fellers from the internet and the wrestlin’ shows. And it tastes mighty fine. Don’t go around drinkin’ too many, though. Too much of anything ain’t good for ya, even if it does taste like a party in your mouth. Just a sip here and there, that’s all you need to get that pep in your step and that twinkle in your eye.
Tags: WWE Prime, Meta Moon Flavor, Logan Paul, KSI, Sports Drink, Limited Edition
