Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Brock Lesnar fella and why he ain’t been around the wrestlin’ shows lately. Folks been askin’, “Where’d he go?” and “What happened to that big ol’ strong boy?” I heard some things, you know, just gossip around the town, and I’ll tell ya what I know, even if it ain’t the whole truth and nothin’ but the truth.
The Vince McMahon Trouble
See, this Vince McMahon fella, he’s the big boss man over at that WWE wrestlin’ place. Big money, big shows, you know the type. Well, seems like Vince got himself into a heap of trouble, some kinda lawsuit or somethin’. And wouldn’t ya know it, they say Brock’s name got mixed up in it too. Now, I don’t know the details, and I ain’t one for fancy lawyer talk, but it sounds like Brock mighta been associated with whatever mess Vince got himself into. And that, I reckon, is why they done erased him from the TV. They don’t want no trouble, see.
They were gonna bring him back, you know, earlier this year. Had it all planned out, I bet. But then this lawsuit thing happened, and poof! He’s gone. They even mentioned his name on that RAW show, which is kinda strange if you think about it. Usually, if they don’t want you around, they don’t even say your name. Makes me think they don’t plan on bringin’ him back anytime soon. He’s like a bad penny, gotta get rid of him for a while.
That Wrestlemania Thing and Money
Now, Brock, he left before, you know. Back after that Wrestlemania 32 thing. Folks were all upset, but I get it. It was all about money and what he wanted to do with his life. He ain’t no young spring chicken no more. He’s gotta think about his future, about puttin’ food on the table. Wrestlin’ ain’t everything. Maybe he wanted to do other things, maybe he wanted more money. Who knows? But he left, and then he came back, and then he left again, or got erased, whatever you wanna call it.
- He wanted more money.
- He wanted different things.
- He had contract issues.
It’s like that time my nephew left the farm. Said he wanted to go to the city and make somethin’ of himself. Came back a few years later, didn’t have much to show for it. But he came back. Brock, he’s kinda like that, always comin’ and goin’. But this time feels different, what with the lawsuit and all. Makes ya wonder if he’ll ever come back.
Betrayal and Championships
I remember watchin’ him wrestle. That boy is strong, like a bull in a china shop. He almost kept that WWE Championship once. Almost! But then, wouldn’t ya know it, that Heyman fella, the one who always talks for Brock, he turned on him. Betrayed him, like Judas did to Jesus, or so they say in church. And then that Show fella, the big giant, he choke-slammed Brock onto a steel chair. It was somethin’ fierce. Brock lost the championship, and I felt bad for him, even though he’s a big tough guy. He became champion again later, though. He’s tough like that.
Coming and Going
He first showed up back in 2002, all young and strong, throwing folks around like ragdolls. Made a big splash, he did. Then he left, then he came back, then he UFC fought, then he came back to wrestling again. It’s hard to keep track, to be honest. But that’s Brock for ya, always keepin’ ya guessin’. But now, with this Vince McMahon mess, who knows what’ll happen. Maybe he’ll come back, maybe he won’t. Maybe he’ll go fight in them cage matches again. Maybe he’ll just retire and raise chickens on a farm somewhere. Wouldn’t that be somethin’?
So, Why Did They Erase Him?
So, if you’re askin’ me why they erased Brock Lesnar, I’d say it’s a combination of things. That lawsuit with Vince McMahon is a big part of it, I reckon. They don’t want no bad press, no sir. And maybe Brock just wanted some time off, or maybe he’s done with wrestlin’ for good. Or maybe, just maybe, they’ll bring him back when all this blows over. But for now, he’s gone, erased from the TV, like he never even existed. And all we can do is wait and see what happens next. It’s a waitin’ game now, just like waitin’ for the crops to grow.
It ain’t right, you know, eras’in someone like that. But that’s the wrestlin’ business for ya. Cutthroat, they call it. One minute you’re on top of the world, the next you’re gone, like you never even existed. Just like that time the old Johnson place burned down. One day it was there, the next day, poof! Gone. Just ashes and memories. Same with Brock, I guess. Just memories for now.
And that’s all I know about it, so don’t go askin’ me no more questions. I told ya what I heard, and that’s that. Now, go on and leave me be. I gotta go feed the chickens.
