Alright, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these fellas wrasslin’ on TV. Folks always arguin’ who’s the best, but what about the worst? Now, that’s a good question, ain’t it? Who is the worst WWE wrestler? Let’s see if I can figure this out, just like I sort through my chickens in the yard.
I heard some folks talkin’ about this fella, Ricochet. They said he was right dangerous, didn’t know what he was doin’ half the time. Sounded like he just couldn’t wrestle for beans. Now, I ain’t no expert, but if other wrasslers say you ain’t no good, well, maybe you ain’t no good. Makes sense, right? Like if all the hens say a rooster ain’t crowin’ right, he probably ain’t crowin’ right.
Then there’s this Hulk Hogan fella. Big fella, real big. Folks seemed to like him, but I don’t know. He just seemed to be posin’ and yellin’ a lot. Wrasslin’ seemed kinda…easy for him. Maybe too easy. Won six championships they said, beat up some other big fellas, but I ain’t convinced. He’s like that rooster that just struts around thinkin’ he’s all that, but ain’t laid a single egg.
And oh honey, there’s this one guy, they called him Gillberg. Now, I seen some sorry lookin’ dogs in my day, but this fella…he was somethin’ else. They said he was just a copy of some other fella, Goldberg, I think. But a bad copy, like a dress sewn with crooked seams. He just looked…sad. Like a wet chicken on a cold day. Didn’t seem like he could wrassle his way out of a paper bag.
This whole wrasslin’ thing, it’s kinda like farmin’, you know? You got your good crops and your bad crops. You got your strong hens and your weak ones. And in wrasslin’, you got your good wrasslers and your bad ones. And some, well, they just ain’t fit for the henhouse, if you know what I mean.
- Bad Wrasslin’ Skills: Some of these fellas just can’t move right. They stumble around, they look clumsy, and they don’t seem to know what they’re doin’. Like a calf tryin’ to walk for the first time, all legs and no coordination.
- Dangerous Moves: I heard some wrasslers hurt other fellas ’cause they weren’t careful. That ain’t right. You gotta be responsible, like when you’re handlin’ a sharp hoe. You don’t want to go around choppin’ off toes now, do ya?
- Lack of Charisma: Some of these boys, they just don’t have the “it” factor. They walk out, they grunt a bit, they get thrown around, and then they leave. No pizzazz, no nothin’. Like a scarecrow in the field – just standin’ there, doin’ nothin’. You need to have some pep, some spice, you know? Like a good chili, gotta have that kick!
So, who’s the worst WWE wrestler? It’s hard to say for sure. But if I had to pick, I might go with that Gillberg fella. He just seemed so…pathetic. Like he didn’t even want to be there. At least Hulk Hogan seemed to be havin’ some fun, even if he wasn’t the best wrassler in the world. And Ricochet? Well, maybe he just needed some more trainin’, like a young pup needs to learn how to herd sheep.
Wrasslin’ is a tough business, I reckon. You gotta be strong, you gotta be tough, and you gotta know what you’re doin’. And some of these fellas, well, they just don’t have what it takes. They’re like weeds in the garden, takin’ up space and not producin’ nothin’. You gotta pull ’em out and plant some good seeds, that’s what I say.
But hey, that’s just my two cents. I’m just an old woman who knows a thing or two about chickens and crops. But wrasslin’? Well, I guess it’s not that different after all. You got your good ones, your bad ones, and the ones that just make you scratch your head and wonder how they ever got there in the first place. So when we talk about the worst WWE wrestler, there are a few contenders, ain’t there? It is like picking the worst weed in the garden, they all bad, just in different ways.
The internet, they say, they like to pick on these bad wrasslers, jus like crows on a corn field. And nobody is safe, they say. Well, I guess that’s the way of the world, ain’t it? You either good or you bad, and if you bad, well, people gonna talk about ya.
So next time you watchin’ that wrasslin’ on TV, you think about what I said. Think about the good ones, the bad ones, and the ones that just make you laugh. And remember, even a bad wrassler can teach you somethin’, even if it’s just what not to do in the ring. It’s like a bad batch of jam, you learn from it, and you don’t make the same mistake twice, you hear? It is the same with wrasslin. You learn from the bad to appreciate the good.
