That green shirt guy, he in WWE, you know? I see him all the time, that fella. Always wearin’ that green shirt. Like, how many green shirts this guy got? He always there, front row, smilin’ like he know somethin’ we don’t.
I tell ya, first time I saw him, I thought, “Who this fella?” Green shirt guy, they call him. Always in the same spot, front row. Like he paid a fortune to be there. Maybe he did. How else he always get them good seats? I don’t know. But he’s always there in that green shirt, smilin’.
One time, this big fella in the ring, he jump out and rip someone’s shirt! And guess what? Green shirt underneath! They yellin’ about Elias. Who’s Elias? I don’t know. But it was a green shirt, I tell ya. Just like that green shirt guy always wearin’.
They call him “Superfan Smilez” too. Sounds made up to me. But he there, every time. Big shows, little shows, don’t matter. He there in that green shirt. Like he’s part of the show now.
- He always there, in that green shirt.
- Front row, every time. How he do that?
- Smilin’ like he got a secret.
- They call him “Green Shirt Guy” and “Superfan Smilez”.
- One time, someone else wear a green shirt too!
I seen folks talkin’ ’bout him online. Sayin’ he been there since 2013. That’s a long time to be wearin’ the same shirt. Maybe he got a whole closet full of ’em. Green shirts, just hangin’ there, waitin’ for the next show.
Some folks say he an “Easter egg”. What’s that mean? Like a hidden thing in a game. I don’t play them games, but I guess he’s like that. A hidden thing, always there if you look for him. That green shirt guy, he somethin’ else, I tell ya.
Some folks don’t like him. Sayin’ he takin’ up a good seat that someone else could have. But he there, ain’t he? Maybe he got a right to be there. Paid his money like everyone else, I reckon. Still, kinda weird, always that same green shirt. Every single time.
I heard some folks sayin’ they saw his family once. Wearin’ green shirts too! Imagine that. A whole family of green shirt people. Must be somethin’ in the water where they from. Makes ’em all want to wear green.
You know, WWE, it’s a funny thing. Big fellas throwin’ each other around. Loud music. Lots of yellin’. And then there’s that green shirt guy. Just sittin’ there, smilin’. Like he’s watchin’ a whole different show than the rest of us.
Maybe that’s why he always there. Maybe he sees somethin’ we don’t. Maybe that green shirt’s got some kinda magic to it. Who knows? All I know is, next time I watch WWE, I’ll be lookin’ for him. That green shirt guy. He’s always there.
Sometimes I think, maybe I should get me a green shirt. Go sit in the front row. See what all the fuss is about. But then I think, nah. One green shirt guy is enough. Besides, I ain’t got that kinda money to be sittin’ in the front row every time.
But he does. That green shirt guy. Always there. Smilin’. What’s he smilin’ about? What’s he know that we don’t? Maybe we’ll never know. He a mystery, that one. A green shirt mystery.
They say he’s in them video games now too. WWE 2K24, I think they call it. Hidden in the crowd. Just like real life. That green shirt, always poppin’ out at ya. Can’t escape it, I guess. He’s become famous, that green shirt guy.
- He’s been around since 2013.
- He’s like an Easter egg in a video game now.
- Some people don’t like him taking up a good seat.
- His whole family might wear green shirts, too.
They say he has a distinctive green shirt, whatever that means. It’s just a green shirt, ain’t it? But I guess when you see it every time, it sticks in your head. Like a song you can’t get outta your brain. That green shirt, it’s like that.
I don’t know what else to say about that green shirt guy. He just there. Always watchin’. Always smilin’. He part of the show now, whether we like it or not. And that green shirt, well, it’s kinda famous now too, ain’t it?
So, next time you watchin’ WWE, keep an eye out. You’ll see him. Front row. Green shirt. Smilin’. That’s the green shirt guy. And he ain’t goin’ nowhere. He gonna be there a long time, I reckon. In that green shirt.
I reckon, I’ll keep watching for him, though it is strange. I don’t understand why he’s always there, but I’ll keep an eye out. As long as he keeps wearing that green shirt, it will be easy to find him, that’s for sure.
