Alright, so you wanna know about them touchdowns in the NFL, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t always the same. These fellas runnin’ around, throwin’ the ball, it changes every week, ya know?
I heard some folks sayin’ that this year, they’re seein’ about 4.69 touchdowns a game on average. Now, that’s through the first ten weeks or so. Back in 2020, they was scorin’ way more, like almost six a game! That’s a whole extra touchdown, almost. Makes ya wonder what’s goin’ on, right? Maybe them defenses got better, or maybe the fellas just ain’t eatin’ enough Wheaties.

They got all these fancy websites and such, they keep track of this stuff. You can look up how many touchdowns each team scores, and who’s throwin’ ’em, and who’s catchin’ ’em. Some teams, they score a whole bunch, like that Miami Dolphins team, I heard they got somethin’ like 61 touchdowns last year. That’s a lot of runnin’ and jumpin’ around, I tell ya.
But it ain’t just about how many touchdowns they score, it’s about when they score ’em too. Sometimes, a team can be losin’ the whole game, and then boom, they score a touchdown right at the end and win! That’s what makes it excitin’, see?
- Passing touchdowns, that’s when the quarterback throws the ball and someone catches it in the endzone.
- Runnin’ touchdowns, that’s when they just run it in themselves.
- And then there’s catchin’ touchdowns, which is kinda the same as passin’ but, you know, the catchin’ part.
They got all these different ways to score, but the touchdown, that’s the big one. Gets ’em six points, and then they get to kick the ball for another point, if they’re lucky. So, seven points, that’s a lot, especially when the games are close.
Now, if you’re talkin’ about how many touchdowns in a whole week, well, that’s a lot more. You gotta figure, there’s a bunch of games every week, and each game has a few touchdowns, so it all adds up. I ain’t got the exact number, but it’s a whole heap of ’em. You could probably find it online somewhere if you really wanted to know. Them internet fellas, they know everything.
This year, they’re sayin’ things are a little slower. Used to be, they was scorin’ all over the place, but now it’s a bit harder, I guess. Maybe the rules changed, or maybe the players are gettin’ tired. I dunno, I just watch the games, I don’t make the rules.
But one thing’s for sure, touchdowns are important. You want your team to score touchdowns, and you don’t want the other team scorin’ ’em. That’s how you win games, plain and simple. And winnin’ games, well, that’s what it’s all about, ain’t it?

And they keep countin’ these touchdowns all season long. They got folks who keep track of every single one, from the first game to the Super Bowl. And then they compare ’em to other years, and they talk about who scored the most, and who scored the least. It’s a whole big thing, I tell ya.
So, next time you’re watchin’ a game, and you see someone runnin’ into the endzone, you just remember what I told ya. Touchdowns are a big deal. They’re what gets the crowd cheerin’, and what puts points on the board. And that’s what matters in the end, ain’t it?
They got these fellas called “statisticians” who keep track of all this stuff. They’ll tell you how many touchdowns a player has, how many a team has, and even how many touchdowns have been scored in a certain week in the past. For example, I heard tell that the Chicago Bears, they once got themselves 168 touchdowns in the first week of the season, but that’s countin’ all the games they ever played on the first week, mind you, not just one year.
Anyways, that’s about all I know about them touchdowns. It ain’t rocket science, but it’s important if you wanna understand the game. Just remember, more touchdowns is better, and that’s all there is to it.
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