Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this WWE firing stuff. Folks gettin’ the boot left and right, it seems. Can’t hardly keep up with who’s stayin’ and who’s packin’ their bags.
Now, I heard tell of some fella named Elias. Folks askin’ what WWE even stands for these days. Guess even the man himself ain’t too sure anymore. Things changin’ so fast, it’ll make your head spin.
Then there’s Dolph Ziggler. Been around the block a time or two, that one. One of the old-timers, ya know? But even bein’ around forever don’t guarantee you nothin’. They can still show you the door, no matter how long you been there.
And remember Kurt Angle? That Olympic fella? Yeah, they let him go way back in ’06. Folks were surprised as heck, but that’s just how it goes sometimes. One minute you’re on top, next minute you’re outta there.
- They sayin’ some of these firin’s were real surprises. Folks just gone, poof! Like a fart in the wind.
- And then there’s all them young’uns down in NXT. A whole passel of ’em got let go in May. Names like Boa, and some others I can’t even pronounce. Kids barely got their feet wet, and they’re already out the door.
- Heard tell of a bunch more leavin’ too. Baron Corbin, he’s one of ’em. Said goodbye on that social media thingamajig. And a couple of gals, Tegan Nox and Indi Hartwell, they got the axe too.
It’s a whole heap of folks movin’ around. Makes you wonder what’s goin’ on behind the scenes. Heard some big names like Becky Lynch and Alexa Bliss ain’t been around lately either. Nobody knows if they’ll be back or not.
This Baron Corbin fella, Fightful Select, whatever that is, they were talkin’ about him. Guess he’s really gone. It’s a shame, seein’ folks go like that. But that’s the business, I reckon. Cutthroat, they call it.
Folks gettin’ hired, folks gettin’ fired, it’s a never-ending cycle. Just like the seasons, ya know? One day it’s summer, the next it’s winter. You just gotta roll with the punches.
So, there you have it. A whole lotta folks comin’ and goin’ in that WWE world. Makes you wonder who’ll be next. Could be anybody, I tell ya. Nobody’s safe, not even the big shots.
Just gotta keep your eyes peeled, that’s all. This wrestling business, it’s a wild ride. One minute you’re on top of the world, the next you’re lookin’ for a new job. That’s just the way it is, and there ain’t nothin’ we can do about it but watch and see what happens next.
I tell you what though, it keeps things interestin’, don’t it? Always somethin’ new happenin’. You never know what to expect. Keeps you on your toes, that’s for sure. Just like life, I guess. Full of surprises.
So, next time you see one of them wrestlers on TV, remember they might not be there next week. That’s the way this here business works. Here today, gone tomorrow. Just like a blink of an eye.
And that’s all I got to say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about firin’s and wrestlin’ has made me hungry.
Tags：WWE, Wrestling, Fired, Roster Changes, Elias, Dolph Ziggler, Kurt Angle, NXT, Baron Corbin, Tegan Nox, Indi Hartwell, Becky Lynch, Alexa Bliss
