Alright, alright, let’s gab about this WWE 2K24 thing and if that Edge fella gonna be in it. You know, that wrestler guy? The one who was gone for a long spell, then came back all of a sudden? Yeah, him.
So, I hear tell some folks been snoopin’ around in the game files, like they do, and they found some stuff. Pictures, names in the menus, even a whole pretend model of Edge, just like he’s supposed to be in the game! Imagine that! They found stuff for other wrestlers too, ones that ain’t on the list neither. Like that Sasha Banks girl. Makes ya wonder what’s what, don’t it?
- They found pictures of Edge.
- They saw his name in the menus.
- There’s a whole character model of him.
But here’s the rub. Edge, he ain’t wrestlin’ for that WWE no more. He went off and joined some other wrestling outfit, somethin’ called AEW, I think. Now, how’s he gonna be in the WWE game if he’s workin’ for someone else? Don’t make no sense, does it?
It’s like tryin’ to put a cat in a dog house. They just don’t belong together. Unless, and this is a long shot, that new boss man of Edge’s let him go and do some work for WWE on the side. But that’s about as likely as me winnin’ the lottery, and I ain’t never even bought a ticket.
This Edge guy, he had a rough time of it, you know? Hurt his neck somethin’ awful and couldn’t wrestle for nigh on nine years. Nine years! That’s a long time to be sittin’ on the sidelines. Then, boom! He shows up at that Royal Rumble thing in 2020 and wrestles for like, half an hour straight. Tough as nails, that one.
So, people are talkin’, sayin’ maybe he should be in the game cause he’s a big deal and all. But seein’ as he’s with that other wrestling group now, it’s a real head-scratcher. Some say maybe they thought about puttin’ him in the game but then changed their minds when he switched sides. That’s what I reckon happened, makes the most sense. Like plannin’ a picnic and then it starts to rain – gotta change your plans, ain’t ya?
I heard some other fella, Bray somethin’ or other, he might be in the game, though. Don’t know much about him, but the young’uns seem to like him. Maybe he’ll take Edge’s spot. Who knows? These game makers, they’re always changin’ things up, keepin’ us on our toes.
Honestly, this whole thing is more complicated than my prize-winning pumpkin pie recipe. And that, let me tell ya, has a whole lotta steps. But if you ask me, plain and simple, I don’t think Edge is gonna be in WWE 2K24. It’s a shame, sure, but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes. You can’t always get what you want, as that rock and roll fella says. And in this case, I think the answer is pretty clear: don’t hold your breath waiting to see Edge in the game. Better to focus on the wrestlers that are gonna be there, and have yourself some fun.
Besides, there’s always other games, ain’t there? And maybe, just maybe, they’ll put Edge in the next one. You never know. Life’s full of surprises, just like a good wrestling match. But for now, I’d say don’t count on seeing Edge in WWE 2K24. That’s my two cents, anyway.
Keywords: WWE 2K24, Edge, Wrestler, Roster, AEW, WWE, Return, Royal Rumble, Bray.
