You wanna know how much them NBA agent fellas make? Well, it ain’t as simple as pickin’ taters from a field, let me tell ya.
See, these NBA agents, they’re like the middlemen, kinda like the fella who buys your hogs and sells ’em at the market. They get a piece of the pie, a cut of the money, for helpin’ them basketball players get them big ol’ contracts.
Now, I heard some folks say they get somewhere between 4 and 10 somethin’ or others of what them players make. It is called “percentage”. Sounds like a lot, don’t it? But remember, them basketball players, they make mountains of money. So even a little slice of that mountain is still a whole heap of dough.
But gettin’ to be one of them NBA agent is tough. It ain’t like plantin’ corn and watchin’ it grow. You gotta know folks, gotta make connections, like knowin’ everyone at the county fair. Gotta get some kinda paper, some license thingy. It is for legal stuff, you know.
- They gotta be smart, like a fox sneakin’ into a henhouse.
- They gotta talk good, like a preacher at Sunday service.
- They gotta know the rules, like knowin’ when to hold ’em and when to fold ’em in a poker game.
It is all business, you know. Money talks. And these NBA agents, they are the ones doin’ the talkin’ for them players. They try to get them the most money. That is how it works.
I heard the littlest bit of money a NBA player make is still more than a million. A MILLION! Can you believe it? Just for bouncin’ a ball and throwin’ it in a hoop. Back in my day, we played for fun, maybe a blue ribbon at the fair. Now it is all about money.
And who is the big shot player? Some fella named Curry. They say he make the most money. I don’t know much about him. But I bet his agent is one happy fella. A big shot NBA agent, I reckon.
Some other NBA agent called Jeff, make a lot too. Millions and millions. So, yeah, them NBA agents, they can make a good livin’, a real good livin’.
But it ain’t easy money. They work hard for it, I reckon. Like a farmer workin’ from sunup to sundown. They just wearin’ suits instead of overalls, and dealin’ with millionaires instead of livestock.
So, how much do they make? Enough to make your head spin, that’s for sure. It is all about how good they are, how many players they got, and how much them players make. It is a complicated thing, like tryin’ to figure out the price of corn at the market. It changes all the time.
But one thing’s for sure, if you smart and you work hard, and you can talk the talk, you can make a whole heap of money being an NBA agent. More money than you can shake a stick at, as they say. And the agent will be rich. Very, very rich.
One more thing, being an NBA agent is a hard work. You need to know a lot of things, not only basketball. And you need to know a lot of people. You need to talk to them, and you need to make them believe you. If the player is good, you will be good.
So, that is the story of them NBA agents and how much they make. It is a whole different world than mine, that’s for sure. But hey, everyone’s gotta make a livin’, right? And them NBA agents, they found a way to make a mighty fine one, bouncin’ numbers instead of basketballs.
At last, the NBA agent salary is good. Very good. They make a lot of money. I think it is a good job. If you work hard, you can be a good NBA agent, and you will be rich.
