Tennis

Alright, let’s talk about this “platform tennis,” or whatever they call it. I ain’t no fancy sportsperson, mind you, just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of things. So,...

Alright, let’s talk about how much one of them tennis balls weighs, you know, the ones them young folks like to smack around. I’ve seen them kids playin’ with them...

Well, let me tell you about this tennis girl, Rodionova. Arina Rodionova, that’s her name. I don’t know much about tennis, mind you. All that running around, hitting a fuzzy...

Alright, so you wanna know about them table tennis bats, huh? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t as simple as pickin’ the prettiest one. There’s a whole lotta things to think...

Alright, alright, listen up you young’uns. You wanna watch them tennis folks smackin’ that little yellow ball around, but you ain’t got a dime to spare? Well, Granny’s here to...

Alright, listen up, y’all. So, your puffy jacket, the one that’s supposed to make you look like a big ol’ marshmallow, it’s gone flatter than a pancake, huh? Don’t you...

Alright, so you wanna know how to dry them tennis balls, huh? Well, it ain’t rocket science, I tell ya. It’s like dryin’ anything else, but gotta be a bit...

Alright, so you wanna build yourself one of them fancy clay tennis courts, huh? Listen up, it ain’t rocket science, but it ain’t like plantin’ potatoes neither. Let’s get down...

Alright, so you wanna know how tall them tennis nets are, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t as simple as just stickin’ a pole in the ground and callin’...

Alright, so you wanna know how much it costs to send off one of them tennis thingamajigs, huh? Well, it ain’t a straight answer, like asking how much a loaf...