Tennis

Alright, let’s talk about this tennis elbow thing, you know, that pain in your arm. Can that pokey needle thing, whatchamacallit, acupuncture, can it help? I heard folks talking, so...

Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about where you can whack that little ball, you know, that ping pong thing? Yeah, table tennis, that’s what them fancy folks call...

Alright, let’s talk about this “soft tennis” thing. I ain’t no fancy sports expert, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know it. You know, plain and...

Alright, let’s talk about that achy elbow thing, you know, the one they call “tennis elbow.” Don’t ask me why, I ain’t never played no tennis in my life. But...

Alright, let’s talk about this tennis ball bouncin’ thing. You know, like when them fellers on TV whack it back and forth. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just seen...

Alright, let’s gab about them ping pong tables, the ones you see folks smackin’ little balls on. You wanna know how big they are? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t...

Well, how big is a tennis ball, you ask? Let me tell ya, it ain’t the size of a watermelon, that’s for sure! I’ve seen them things bounced around enough...

Alright, let’s talk about how much it costs to restring a tennis racket, you know, that thing you whack the ball with. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but...

Alright, let’s chew the fat about these tennis scholarships, you know, the kind that gets young’uns into college. Folks say it ain’t easy, like pickin’ a needle outta a haystack,...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this tennis elbow thing, ya know, the thing that makes your arm hurt like crazy. Can it give ya shoulder pain too? That’s what...