joe rogan 1993 porsche

You know, that Joe Rogan fella, the one who talks on the internet, well, he’s got this car, a real fancy one, a Porsche. They say it’s from 1993, or somethin’ like that. Sounds old, right? But these fancy folks, they like old things, ‘specially cars. Now, me, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout these Porsches, never seen one up close. Probably cost more than my whole house, that’s what I reckon.

Folks say this car, this 1993 what-you-call-it, is special. One of them classics, I guess. Special, huh? To me, a car’s special if it gets you from here to there without breakin’ down. But these fellas with their fancy cars, they look at ’em different. They see somethin’ else. Maybe it’s the shiny paint or the funny noises it makes. Who knows?

They say Joe, he likes cars a whole lot. Has a whole bunch of ’em. Like one of them fellas who collects stamps, only he collects cars.
I heard he used to make fun of them electric cars, the ones that don’t use gas. Then he had this fella on his show, Elon somethin’ or other, and maybe he changed his mind. Don’t know for sure, but people change, you know? Just like the weather.
They say he’s got this other car, a big one, like a truck almost, a Toyota. Uses it to go huntin’ and stuff. Now that’s more my speed. A car you can use for work, not just for show.

Now this Porsche, this 1993 one, it’s got a motor in the back. Weird, right? Most cars, the motor’s in the front. But this one, it’s in the back. And it’s got no water in it to cool it down, just air. They say it makes a special sound. Don’t know what kind of sound that is, but folks seem to like it.

I hear Joe, he changed this car up a bit, made it his own. Like puttin’ new curtains in the kitchen, I guess. Made it fancier, or faster, or somethin’. See, these folks with money, they like to change things, make ’em special. Me, I’m happy if things just work the way they’re supposed to.

So this Joe Rogan fella, with his 1993 Porsche, he’s got a lot of cars, they say. Fifteen or twenty maybe. Can you imagine? What’s a fella gonna do with twenty cars? I mean, you can only drive one at a time, right? Seems like a waste to me, but hey, it’s his money. He can do what he wants with it.

And this Porsche, they say it’s fast, really fast. Like one of them rockets, zoomin’ down the road. But where’s the rush? I like to take my time, see the sights. These fancy fellas with their fast cars, they’re always in a hurry. Guess they got places to be, important folks to see.

I heard they call this Porsche car a “911”. Like the number you call when there’s trouble. Funny name for a car, ain’t it? Maybe it gets into trouble a lot, who knows?

So there you have it, a bit about Joe Rogan’s 1993 Porsche. A fancy car for a fancy fella. Me, I’ll stick to my old pickup truck. Gets me where I need to go, and that’s all that matters.